World: What are you doing?
Girl: I'm applying for a job and I'm up to the part where I have to describe myself.
World: Whatever you do, make sure you express confidence. Employers like people with can-do attitudes.
Girl: Ok, but it's still a chance to describe all the things that are me, right?
World: Yes and no.
You need to describe yourself but in the context of what they want to hear. You need to use buzz words like "hard-worker","leader",
"problem solver", not to mention "team player" and "good communication skills". You gotta be the whole package -integrity, vision, dedication and above all...
World: [sigh] You have no concept of the real world.
Girl: I do, but it's kinda funny...who knew that writing about me would depend so much on you.